Throwing Paul Ryan Under The Bus

Throwing Paul Ryan Under The Bus

“A Practical Guide To Political Revenge” -By Donald Trump

Paul Ryan realizes he is being thrown under the bus

Step 1

Ask Paul Ryan to draft a new healthcare plan because he has been itching to do this for 7 years. In your heart, you know that he already should have one up his sleeve, which you, by all means, already know is shitty. Also, since you just realized that healthcare is such a complicated f****$g business, you have no better alternative in any case, other than asking someone like Paul Ryan.

Step 2

Let him own the plan and float it to his fellow GOP house members and GOP senators like a tipsy clown. All the while, you keep talking about “Repealing Obamacare” to your voters, because they have no f****$g idea that ACA and Obamacare are the same and that without ACA, they may just die soon, even though they love hearing “Repeal Obama-anything”.

Step 3

If many conservatives react the way you are hoping they would, don’t associate your name with the plan. Just stand away from it, till the house takes up a vote on this. In other words, it’s not Trumpcare but Obamacare Replacement. That’s all. Wait and Watch.

Step 4

Have your cronies at Breitbart start a smear campaign on Ryan. Old audio tapes, interview scripts, pretty much anything that they can find where he was found talking ill of you. Because you know, your supporters will piss on Ryan if you just point fingers at him. Oops! Wrong analogy. Your supporters will take Paul Ryan to task if you just tweet about it (not piss..not at all..that happens only in Russia).

Step 4

If the house doesn’t vote in favor of the bill because of CBO’s alarming forecast or media attack or people’s anger or anything like that, just distance yourself from the f****$g plan. Like 100s of miles way. Like you can’t f****$g see Washington DC from wherever you are. Like Mar-a-Lago, perhaps. It’s Paul Ryan’s plan. Not yours. Change the script and send a tweet saying something to this effect. If not the house, the senate will eventually kick the plan out of DC before you send your next tweet.

Step 5

Congratulations!! The world will take care of the rest.
Paul f****$g Ryan has successfully been thrown under the political bus.

[Warning: The ambitious, heartless and Ayn Rand loving smart cookie he is, you bet Ryan is going to be hatching his own revenge plan to get back at you. But don’t you worry! Your Russian friends will come handy when needed.]

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